THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LEWINSKI

while neither i nor the majority of americans would have wished
the lewinski affair on bill clinton or his family, it may also be noted
that it is an ill fellatrix indeed that blows nobody good.

lewinski has brought real sex education to more people of all ages
than any other event in history.

it is obvious on hindsight that clinton should not have succumbed
to temptation in this particular instance, but the bizarre results of his
affair were so unlikely that it will deter few men from accepting oral
proposals. in fact, the highly detailed tale stirs the imagination as well
as the loins.

throughout history, men have seldom turned down a seemingly safe
sexual experience with a reasonably attractive woman.
the opportunity for most of us is sufficiently rare that we can
truthfully claim to have refrained, although we may give reasons
which are less candid than mere lack of luck.

but perhaps monica has blazed the trail. she has shown women
everywhere the right thing to do, as well as the wrong way to
behave after doing it.

the widespread dissemination of the lewinski story may help many women
realize that fellatio is not just a favor for a fellow, but an an adventure,
and a significant contribution to the cause of human sexual harmony.

while it is true that many men lack sexual generosity, there are a
number of us men who discovered long ago the gratification of inducing
prolonged feminine ecstasy. for us, to taste her nectar and vicariously
experience her pleasure is an even greater reward than the final
culmination.

at its best, sex is a matter of the goose and the gander sharing sauces.
there is no better way for a woman to demonstrate the virtue of
generosity than unsolicited fellatio.


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