AS I TRAVEL THOUGHOUT THE UNIVERSE, I
INEVITABLY ACQUIRE A VAST, ALMOST UNMANAGEABLE QUANTITY OF JOKES,
AMUSING TALES, AND OTHER ITEMS, WHICH HAVE THE POTENTIAL ABILITY
TO ELICIT RISIBILITY, OR AT LEAST A GRIN.
I have decided to plant them on the following pages and allow
those in need browse through this garden of giggles as they will.
My
sincere thanks to phantommessenger, cobragoddess, uniswan, and
karen for leaving no joke unforwarded
If you have something funny lying around, feel free to email it to me.
Note: Captain Rat alone is the sole judge of what is funny.
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